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May 12, Coffee Lessons
Barista Violet is my favorite person. Amid the news that school has been delayed another week due to the Itaewon club virus outbreak, I can do nothing but keep going to work at an empty school. That won’t stop me from buying coffee on days I arrive early! I ordered an “extra size” latte and then attempted to tell Violet in Korean that I don’t want much milk: “Umm.. the milk is few…? Small?” I tried, knowing she would catch me. “You want me to make it with less milk?” “Yes, how do I say that? Can you repeat yourself?” She busied herself making an espresso and talked to me…
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May 11
I came to South Korea to teach and do things and for the last five months I have neither taught nor done things. So, it’s been an ongoing challenge to balance the lack of doing with the reality of being. It hasn’t been bad persay and I’m certainly so grateful to be in South Korea during this time! The desk warming reality is only truly negative in that it harkens back to my cubicle days which I left for a good reason. To put it in perspective for myself, I imagine a reality where I would be working at the Atlanta job but during a home office pandemic setup. The…
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For Prospective EPIK Teachers: The Realities of Living and Teaching in Seoul with SMOE
It’s that time of year. Applicants to EPIK (English Program in Korea) eagerly await acceptance and eventual placement results. Almost everyone wants Seoul and almost everyone is disappointed when they don’t get it. Everyone wants to live in the capital: the glitz, the glam, the Gangnam. But for those of you holding out for Seoul and nothing else, we need to have a reality check. I’ll admit, I was relieved when I opened my placement email and saw “Seoul Metropolitan Office of Education”. Confirmed– I would not be living in a village with no access to the outside world. I could keep doing all the things I had been doing…
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May 9, Lasers & Lamb Skewers
At 10am I met the middleman consultation company’s translator at the clinic. One of the plastic surgery consultation companies had a sale and another YouTuber had the same procedure done so I figured why not? The translator wore a loose green cream suit and I was only a little disappointed when she mentioned her husband. Going through a consultation service adds money to the overall cost of procedure but considering most clinics don’t (or are unwilling to) speak English, I’d rather pay for support in the form of a translator and guide. She was also my advocate and stayed with me throughout everything, even when I tacked on one more…
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How To Read This Blog
Welcome, all! While posts can be read separately, threads, characters, and experiences will hold more weight if you start at the beginning. To dive deeper into this world and understand our cast of characters, see WHO’S WHO. I also on occasion write posts about Korean language and introspective pieces unrelated to the primary chronological blog posts about daily life. Click on the favorites category for my best or most extreme pieces. My origin story can be found here and to keep up with me, subscribe here, and check out my Instagram if you are reading this blog on mobile and can’t see my excellent desktop layout. And if you really like…
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May 7, Value Add
The most useful and interesting thing I did today, which was consequently the only useful and interesting thing I did today, was this: Alone in the women’s locker room, or so I thought, a voice spoke Korean. “지금 나가실 거예요?” I turned around slowly because as unlikely as it was, it appeared I was being addressed. My brain was misfiring because context is a second language learner’s best friend and the bodiless echo didn’t register until too late. An older woman stood dripping outside the communal shower door. “나가요?” She simplified, using a walking finger symbol to ask “are you leaving?” “아. 네.” Oh. Yes I am. “Can you bring…
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May 6, Hi
I have to be honest– I’ve written and erased several posts. I want to keep positive for you instead of falling into a black hole of speculation. So let’s focus on the accomplishments this week. My Hong Kong tutor told me I have a talent for writing quickly. Most of her students need three hours to churn out the same essay I can write in under an hour. I agreed with her and added that when I studied Korean 1 at Hankuk University last summer, I was also very quick in writing compared to my classmates. It’s easy to write in any language when I have a lot to say.…
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May 3, Fall Apart
I will spare you the gory details of how Busan “friend” became Busan foe but know that it ended with me changing my phone number, C alerting school security to keep an eye out and offering to help me file a police report, and my Korean army of friends offering to call him and threaten him with the police. So yes, it has been a difficult two weeks. Not only deciding and telling him that it would be best we don’t see each other anymore but also the terrible, terrible fallout that had me Googling “knife self defense”. The day it all came crashing down I had first called C,…