May 20

Me: Whose paper is that?
Student: Yeah, whose paper is that? Whose— oh, it’s mine.

*Team 1 is chosen to answer, the other teams groan*
Me: Hey now, we’re all here to practice. We should cheer each other on.
Other teams: start over-the-top clapping and cheering

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: fourth grade is free entertainment.